1. Aspire to be Barbie - the _itch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
4. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.
5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).
6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.
8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
12. Remember where ever there is a good looking; sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!
13. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
14. If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.
15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.
'Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live for today'. Now smile and share this to any woman wasting time at work, or just suffering from life that might need a reason to smile!
4. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.
ReplyDeleteI liked this, but then the list got better and better, how could i choose a favorite here :) Excellent list!
LOVE IT!! Thanks for your kind words about my race!!
ReplyDeleteAre these all your own? Light-hearted and funny and diabolically true.
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