As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember
It's called ........'Ministers Do More Than Lay People'
2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary..
4. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant flash and it is gone.
6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once.
The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.
8.. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out,
gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.
9 My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can.
10. A blonde said, 'I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off.
I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid.'
11. Definition of a teenager?
God's punishment...for enjoying sex.
Be who you are and say what you feel...because those that matter...
don't mind...and those that mind...don't matter!